Quotes

Davey Havok Quotes

“Old ladies keep coming up to me telling me I need to find God when all I want to find is a good cup of chai.”

“Davey always looks sexy”

Interviewer : Alright um, how about, what’s your favorite pick-up line?
Davey Havok : I don’t have a pick-up line. Someone asked me that already, just a few days ago. Um, I’ve, uh, I’ve never had one used on me, and I’ve never used one on anybody else so um, I’ve heard some I like, the one that goes, did it hurt?
Interviewer : What?
Davey Havok : When you fell from heaven? I like that. *Laughs* I would never ever use that but, yeah.

“A girl in Salt Lake once asked me ‘Why are you wearing make-up, are you a fag?’ I then said ‘Well, if I’m a fag for wearing make-up, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.’ I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.”

Jade Puget Quotes

Interviewer: Aaaand finally, Jade, since you’re named after an ornamental stone used as decoration, do you have any kids?

Jade: Do I have any kids? No, I don’t.

Interviewer: Okay, uhh…would you rather name your first child if you ever have one, “Alabaster” or “Marble” which are two kinds of ornamental stone?

Jade: Yeah, I actually thought about that. I thought if I had a son, I would name him “Salt” but I’d spell it “NaCl.” (At this point, Davey gets up off of his seat, covering his mouth as he is laughing)